Cows, Global Warming and the Art of Moodoo Economics

It is not often that I get a chance to commune with domesticated nature, but during the last few weeks I have been working at a 150 acre cattle ranch removing exotic vegetation out in Okeechobee County.  An unexplainable sense of guilt waifs towards me as I drive into the methane gas abyss.    Circumventing hungry cows and cow patties scattered like a drunk discus throwing match. I  take cover under the shade of a cabbage palm tree to beat the afternoon heat.

Looking at the periphery of the ranch I start counting cabbage palms, stopping at about 1750, then I counted heads of cows, 49 were gnawing on grass.

Here is where the Moodoo Economics begin. A typical beef cow produces Approximately 5oo lbs. of beef for boneless steaks and ground beef. By regulation, a beef cow must be at least 21 months old before going to the slaughterhouse; let’s call it two years. A single cow produces 114 kilos of methane per year in eructations and flatulence, so over its likely lifetime, a beef cow produces 228 kilos of methane (not including the methane from its manure). Since a single kilo of methane is the equivalent of 23 kilos of carbon dioxide, a single beef cow produces 5244 kilos of CO2-equivalent kilograms of methane over its life.  I figure its carbon foot print per year is approximately 3000 kilos.   Side note, eructations is a fancy word for burping, I just learned that today.

More Moodoo Economics, on  average a large tree will absorb approximately 20.3kgs of carbon dioxide per year over its 40 year lifespan.

So do the trees and the cows even out? 50 cows at 3000 methane kilos per cow released equals 150,000 kilos of carbon per year.  1750 trees at 20.3 carbon kilos per tree absorbed equals 35,000 kilos per year.  So basically you would need 7500 trees or 50 trees per acre to offset the cows.   Taking into consideration all the oak trees, maples, and cabbage palms I would say that this cattle ranch is pretty close to the number of trees needed to offset the cows.

Adding another twist to the Moodoo Economics some cattle farms harvest their cabbage palms to sell thru out the southeastern states for landscaping commercial and residential  properties adding to the canopy and the absorption of carbon in our communities.  Chances are the meat bought at the grocery store and the cabbage palms that accent the parking lot may have met before earlier in life.

So when your driving and you happen upon a pasture of cows take a look at the trees and try a little Moodoo Economics for yourself.   You can’t get to upset with the cows as we put out an average of 18,000 kilos of carbon per person in the US about the same as a cow.  Unlike the cow, our numbers are not computed using flatulence and eructations, our numbers are based on what we drive, how big our home is, etc.  Added up like penalty points in a bad board game soon to be assimilated into to a new carbon tax.

We can argue carbon numbers to the cows come home, and debate breaking ice shelves and global warming. For now we should give the cattlemen a break because they are closer to sustainability than the average Joe and maybe his unexplainable guilt will waif away.

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